Bill of Rights
This Bill of Rights is for Minions of any color or creed who have a hankering for the occasional chili dog or know someone who does. Minions have the right to:
Say it like it is
Be Happy
Have a stocked fridge, sports without steroids and cable TV
Laugh
Service with a smile, not a smirk
Some extra coin now and then 
Vacation
Hash browns scattered, smothered & covered
Free Parking
Be Heard
